Friday, July 17, 2009

Eupemism Pictorially

 
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Dada & Nikhil

 
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Sunday, May 31, 2009

SIN G2G

 
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Taxed to ...death

 
Tax Structure in India....


Question 1. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

Question 2 : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!

Question 3 : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans.. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!

Question 4 : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!

Question 5: How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX

Question 6 : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!

Question 7 : Do you have Office / Warehouse / Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

Question 8 : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!

Question 9 : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes -- Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No -- Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax

Question 10 : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

Question 11 : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

Question 12 : Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

Question 13 : Have you taken or given any Service / (s)?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

Question 14 : How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!

Question 15.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!

Question 16 : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

Question 17 : Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !

Question 18 : How you Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!

Question 19.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE
CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!


Question 20: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!

21) INDIAN : Can I die now??
Ans :: Wait we are about to launch the funeral tax !!!
Tax Structure in India....... Funny But True

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Saturday, April 4, 2009

Delhi chapter


Hi all,
 
Delhi g2g at Chelmsford club on the eve of Maritime Day.
Pankaj, Sanjeev and Sanjay..nice of u guys to have made it...
 
Cheers
IJ

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One day in 1982, while we all got together, coming from various parts and corners of India, even from far off lands like Iran, Maldives and Ethiopia; at this great training ship tied to the bustling point of Mumbai - The Ferry Wharf - ala Bhaucha Dhaka...we soon amalgamated into a group of determined young men ready to face the vagaries of life as revealed on the deep blue seas. Today, we are scattered around the globe: Some are still commanding a diverse fleet of ocean going ships ranging from LNG/LPG tankers to 'good ole cargo ships', some are at the helm of top cadre ship management, ship chartering, ship brokering, and various other marine related work fields. While some more enterprising friends ventured into unfamiliar fields, excelled and made us all proud....Now the effort is to get us all together. All those who are not linked over the years...all those who have witnessed life unfolding itself in it's own unique way. Let's all share it amongst each other and continue to nurture the strong foundation of our friendship and brotherhood, let's all bring more smiles and happiness as we traverse this journey of life. We came together, shared and cared for each other then and continue to do so till date. May our tribe increase! And last but not the least...let's all remember those 'dear friends' whom we somehow lost on the way....May the Lord Bless them with Eternal Bliss. Few Ode's to our friendship: Nothing is great like friendship on earth, No jewel No pearl has got its worth. No one except a friend can be trusted; Your life will never ever get rusted. Good friends must not always be together; it is the feeling of oneness when distant that proves a lasting friendship.

History behind Rajendra name

Rajendra Chola was a chola king who reigned the southern India between 1014-42 and during his time extended his empire to Sri Lanka, Mayanmar, Malaya, Indonesian islands . During his reign the kingdom was called the "Golden Age of Cholas." The greatest of Indian monarchs who dreamt of ruling over overseas territories were undoubtedly the splendid Chola father-and-son, Rajaraja and Rajendra. Thanks to their imperial energy and unprecedented vision, the Cholas dominated the amorphous maritime empire of the Sailendras for nearly a century. As Balram Srivastava observes in Rajendra Chola: 'The Chola navigators supported the Indian colonies in the far east and established a firm rule of the Cholas in Sri Vijaya. Their success nearer home, in Sri Lanka, was also splendid. They crossed the sea between India and Sri Lanka so often that it became a lake to them. Rajaraja's adventures may be dismissed as having happened within the extended coastal waters of India. But his son Rajendra was a true conqueror of overseas territories. Says Dr. K.V. Hariharan in The Chola Maritime Activities in Early Historical Setting: 'Of the most notable was Rajendra Chola's naval expedition against Kadaram. In this expedition, he defeated a king named Sangama Vijayottungavarman, the king of Kataha, belonging to the Sailendras of Java. The territories wrested by the Cholas from this king consisted of the extensive kingdom of Sri Vijaya, which at one time included Sumatra and Java, with its capital at Palembang. Not only did Rajendra's army sack Kadaram and the Sri Vijaya capital, but it also took the Sri Vijaya king Sangrama Vijayottungavarman captive. The kingdom was restored to him only after he acknowledged Chola suzerainty. Tamil inscriptions recovered from the region show that there was Chola military presence till at least 1088 in the Malay archipelago. There is evidence to show that the king of Kambujadesa (modern Cambodia) sent a chariot to the Chola, probably to appease him so that his strategic attention does [sic] not extend further than the Malay peninsula. After his death the Chola kingdom began to decline. One can say that the first major shipping activity or trade activity through the sea with china was during the reign of King Rajendra chola.

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4569 Agarwal. S. sagarwal   4593 Bizo. M. S. msbizo
4570 Aidasani, S. saidasani   4594 Bose. B. bbose
4571 Ajay Kumar ajaykumar   4595 Chaudhary. N. K. nkchaudhary
4572 Alok Kumar alokkumar   4596 Chopra. S. schopra
4573 Angadi. N. t. ntangadi   4597 Crasto. O. J. ojcrasto
4574 Anil. Kumar anilkumar   4598 Das. P. K. pkdas
4575 Arbind. Kumar arbindkumar   4599 Demta. K. K. kkdemta
4576 Arya. D. darya   4600 Dhanu. H. R. hrdhanu
4577 Atul Kumar atulkumar   4601 Dhingra. T. K. tkdhingra
4578 Aurora. M. maurora   4602 D'Lima. P. P. ppdlima
4579 Baboo. S. sbaboo   4603 Gain. S. K. skgain
4580 Bahadur. V vbahadur   4604 Ghosh. P. pghosh
4581 Banerji. I. ibanerji   4605 Gosal. H. S. hsgosal
4582 Bector. S. sbector   4606 Grover. H. hgrover
4583 Bhair. A. K. akbhair   4607 Gupta. A. agupta
4584 Bhakta. B. K. bkbhakta   4608 Gupta. M. G. V. mgvgupta
4585 Bhakta. D. P. dpbhakta   4609 Gupta. S. sgupta
4586 Bharti. S. sbharti   4610 Halder. S. K. skhalder
4587 Bhat. R. P. rpbhat   4611 Hira. S. K. skhira
4588 Bhatnagar. S. sbhatnagar   4612 Jaiswal. S. K. skjaiswal
4589 Bhatt. S. sbhatt   4613 Jha. A. K. akjha
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4591

 Bisht. M. S. msbisht   4615 Joshi. H. hjoshi
4616 Kakkar. S. skakkar   4640 Oberai. R. S. rsoberai
4617 Kamath. S. G. sgkamath   4641 Odakkal. J. jodakkal
4618 Kamble. A. J. ajkamble   4642 Pandey. N. npandey
4619 Kandhari. R. K. rkkandhari   4643 Pandey. N. B. nbpandey
4620 Kapur. S. skapur   4644 Pangtey. L. S. lspangtey
4621 Khanna. S. skhanna   4645 Pangey. M. S. mspangey
4622 Khare. P. pkhare   4646 Pardeshi. R. K. rkpardeshi
4623 Kunumal. S. G. sgkunumal   4647 Pradhan. A. R. arpradhan
4624 Lakra. D. dlakra   4648 Pradhan. N. R. nrpradhan
4625 Lazarus. N. P. nplazarus   4649 Prasad. N. A. V. navprasad
4626 Mahlawat. J. S. jsmahlawat   4650 Raj. K. kraj
4627 Mandal. S. K. skmandal   4651 Rajkumar. M. N. V. mnvrajkumar
4628 Mathur. P. K. pkmathur   4652 Rastogi. A. arastogi
4629 Mavinkurve. S. S. ssmavinkurve   4653 Rastogi. R. rrastogi
4630 Mehra. A. B. abmehra   4654 Rattan. M. P. mprattan
4631 Mehwala. S. smehwala   4655 Roy. B. S. bsroy
4632 Mendirata. N. nmendirata   4656 Roy. A. P. aproy
4633 Mitra. C. K. ckmitra   4657 Ruchir. Kumar ruchirkumar
4634 Modal. A. K. akmodal   4658    
4635 Mondal. T. tmondal   4659 Sagar. T. tsagar
4636 Nagaokar. K. G. kgnagaokar   4660 Saksena. S. ssaksena
4637 Narendra Kumar narendrakumar   4661 Sandeep. Kumar sandeepkumar
4638 Naskar. N. K. nknaskar   4662 Sanjay Kumar sanjaykumar
4639 Noronha. V. P. vpnoronha   4663 Sarkar. S. ssarkar
4664 Sathaye. R. R. rrsathaye   4688 Singh. Raghvendra raghvendrasingh
4665 Saxena. N. nsaxena   4689 Singh. Ranjit ranjitsingh
4666 Sharat Kumar. G. gsharatkumar   4690 Singh. S. ssingh
4667 Sharma. A. K. aksharma   4691 Singh. S. K. sksingh
4668 Sharma. D. K. dksharma   4692 Sinha. S. ssinha
4669 Sharma. J. jsharma   4693 Sivasailam. V. vsivasailam
4670 Sharma. S. ssharma   4694 Soares. K. J. kjsoares
4671 Sharma. S. K. sksharma   4695 Solanki. I. isolanki
4672 Sharma. Sudir sudirsharma   4696 Subudhi. S. K. sksubudhi
4673 Shashi. Pal shashipal   4697 Sud. M. K. mksud
4674 Shekar. K. kshekar   4698 Suresh Kumar sureshkumar
4675 Shively. M. mshively 4699 Telang. B. P. bptelang
4676 Shri Prakash shriprakash   4700 Tewari. K. K. kktewari
4677 Shrivastava. V. vshrivastava   4701 Thakur. A. K. akthakur
4678 Sikdar. R. rsikdar   4702 Topno. A. D. adtopno
4679 Sikdar. S. K. sksikdar   4703 Tudu. S. C. sctudu
4680 Singh. A. P. apsingh   4704 Vadehra. A. avadehra
4681 Singh. G. gsingh   4705 Varma. M. R. mrvarma
4682 Singh. I. J. ijsingh   4706 Verma. A. K. akverma
4683 Singh. J. jsingh   4707 Bijan. H. hbijan
4684 Singh. P. psingh   4708 Hamid. A. ahamid
4685 Singh. P. K. pksingh   4709 Hazrat. Gholi. E. hazratgholie
4686 Singh. R. rsingh   4710 Mansour. G. gmansour

4687

 Singh. R. P. rpsingh  

4711

 Masood. Z. A. zamasood
     
4712 Adhikary. P. R. pradhikary   4737 Sarkar. S. K. sksarkar
4713 Agarwal. R.K. rkagarwal   4738 Sarna. P. psarna
4714 Diwakar. Rao. A. adiwakarrao   4739 Sawardekar. P. G. pgsawardekar
4715 Biswas. N. K. nkbiswas   4740 Sengupta. R. rsengupta
4716 Chakraborty. S. schakraborty   4741 Singh. A. K. aksingh
4717 Chhabra. K. S. kschhabra   4742 Singh. Anil Kr. anilkrsingh
4718 Ghildyal. S. sghildyal   4743 Singh. J. P. jpsingh
4719 Jha. A. K. ajha   4744 Singh. M. K. mksingh
4720 Kannan. M. mkannan   4745 Sinha. A. K. aksinha
4721 Kanojia. K. K kkkanojia   4746 Sinha. Sudhanshoo. sudhanshoosinha
4722 Karmakar. S. skarmakar   4747 Sood. V. vsood
4723 Kaushal. S. skaushal   4748 Srivastava. A. P. apsrivastava
4724 Khanchandani. D. dkhanchandani 4749 Sundaram. K. R. krsundaram
4725 Khanijo. S. skhanijo   4750 Suvesh suvesh
4726 Kongara. N. S. P. nspkongara   4751 Tigga. A. atigga
4727 Mohan Kumar mohankumar   4752 Tripathi. A. atripathi
4728 Navneet navneet   4753 Tyagi. S. styagi
4729 Orpe. M. M. mmorpe   4754 Venkatesh. R. rvenkatesh
4730 Perti. R. rperti   4755 Yashpal Singh yashpalsingh
4731 Rajagopalan. S. srajagopalan   4756 Abayeneh. D. dabayeneh
4732 Ranjan. P. pranjan   4757 Alem. H. halem
4733 Rath. P. S psrath   4758 Eyasu. G. geyasu
4734 Ray. S. K. skray   4759 Alam. M. K. mkalam
4735 Sanjeev Kumar sanjeevkumar   4760 Roy. U. S. usroy
4736 Sarin. P. psarin   4761 Amir. Saman. T. samantamir
     
4762 Amaresh Kumar amareshkumar   4787 Madan. R. K. rkmadan
4763 Arora. V. K. vkarora   4788 Mishra. H. K. hkmishra
4764 Basu. M. K. mkbasu   4789 Mishra Sanjoy Kr. sanjoykrmishra
4765 Bhartia. H. K. hkbhartia   4790 Mishra Saroj Kr. sarojkrmishra
4766 Biswas.D. K. dkbiswas   4791 Mittal. S. smittal
4767 Chatterjee. A. achatterjee   4792 Mhaisale. S. M. smmhaisale
4768 Dastidar. D. ddastidar   4793 Mohan. S. smohan
4769 Goswami. A. K. akgoswami   4794 Naithani. S. C. scnaithani
4770 Guglani. R. rguglani   4795 Nawani. N. nnawani
4771 Gupta. R. rgupta   4796 Pandey. V. vpandey
4772 Jain. N. K. nkjain   4797 Panwar. T. S. tspanwar
4773 Mishra. S. smishra   4798 Prakash. M. mprakash
4774 Shivanagi. S. S. ssshivanagi   4799 Rai. A. arai
4775 Sinha Ajeet Kr. ajeetkrsinha   4800 Ravikumar. S. I. siravikumar
4776 Subhash subhash   4801 Rudra. H. hrudra
4777 Verma. Anand Kr. anandkrverma   4802 Samir Kumar samirkumar
4778 Chauhan. S. schauhan   4803 Sharma. V. B. vbsharma
4779 Balajee. J. jbalajee   4804 Singh Sudhir Kr. sudhirkrsingh
4780 Bhalla. N. S. nsbhalla   4805 Sinha. M. K. mksinha
4781 Biswas. M. k. mkbiswas   4806 Sukhjeet Singh sukhjeetsingh
4782 Chaudhary. P. pchaudhary   4807 Thakur. M. K. mkthakur
4783 Daljit singh daljitsingh   4808 Wadhwa. M. S. mswadhwa
4784 Kartik. B. bkartik   4809 Williams. A. awilliams
4785 Kaul. A. akaul   4810 Dabral. R. K. rkdabral
4786 Khandekar. N. nkhandekar   4811 Mekere. D. dmekere